McIntosh County, GA Sheriff Stephen Jessup is offering his department’s services to help drug dealers remove their rivals. Why should a dope peddler risk those pesky, inconvenient shootouts to solidify their market share? Hire the cops to take out your trash!
MCSO hasn’t had any bites, yet, but I’m sure some of the more thoughtful dealers out there will give this generous offer serious consideration.
P.S. For added fun, let the kids play this like a Mad Lib by inserting wacky words. “My drug dealing competition is (noun) _a giraffe! _