{"id":6172,"date":"2013-10-23T21:12:09","date_gmt":"2013-10-24T01:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/?p=6172"},"modified":"2013-10-23T21:12:09","modified_gmt":"2013-10-24T01:12:09","slug":"in-the-swat-van","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/?p=6172","title":{"rendered":"In the SWAT Van"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/DSCN2901.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6173\" alt=\"DSCN2901\" src=\"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/DSCN2901.jpg\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/DSCN2901.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/DSCN2901-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/DSCN2901-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The guys were loading up the van for a full blown SWAT call a few weeks ago. I was<br \/>\nstill a street supervisor and working the evening shift.\u00a0 Thinking I might be of some use,<br \/>\nI hovered around the equipment room to help.\u00a0 As we collected gas, less lethal, long<br \/>\nguns, tools, and the rest of the gear, I told each one of them to &#8220;Be careful,&#8221; or &#8220;Watch<br \/>\nyour buddies.&#8221;\u00a0 Just before the van was pulling out, I waved and told the last pair<br \/>\naboard, &#8220;Have fun stormin&#8217; the castle!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Something special to me about serving on SWAT was the camaraderie and shared<br \/>\nexperiences that unfolded under serious pressure.\u00a0 For decades, I rode in the van while<br \/>\nen route to high risk situations.\u00a0 It was the job of the senior shooters to keep the junior<br \/>\nguys from stressing out over all the things the could happen when we dumped out.\u00a0 Thus, the van became a place of brutal humor.\u00a0 Who the hell picks on<!--more--> and makes fun of one another while driving into danger?\u00a0 We found that lightening the atmosphere dissipated some stress.<\/p>\n<p>I once watched one newer team member nearly blow up and lose his sh#*t as he sat<br \/>\ncatatonically fretting the details about a shots-fired barricaded subject to which we were headed.\u00a0 His eyes were bugged out and he had gone pale.\u00a0 A quick distraction in the form of a personal jab and some laughter brought him back to readiness.\u00a0 The van is not a cruise<br \/>\nship&#8211;you have to get off at every port.<\/p>\n<p>Amid the sounds of Velcro and straps being adjusted, the caustic banter would continue<br \/>\nas city lights streamed by and radio transmissions crackled.\u00a0 The driver shouted out<br \/>\nturns like a vocal directional signal and bodies leaned and braced.\u00a0 The circus on radials<br \/>\nwould continue until we heard, &#8220;One minute out!&#8221;\u00a0 It got real after that.<\/p>\n<p>We had many vans, but the experiences in each were mostly the same.\u00a0 Some vans<br \/>\nsuffered&#8230;operational damage&#8230;and another caught fire (with us in it), but they got us<br \/>\nwhere we were needed.\u00a0 No matter the exterior paint scheme, the same shenanigans<br \/>\noccurred within.\u00a0 I will miss The Van.\u00a0 I will surely miss The Guys more.<\/p>\n<p>Randall<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The guys were loading up the van for a full blown SWAT call a few weeks ago. 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