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\"\"<\/a>Around 2130 hrs last night, I was standing beside the road with a sheep on a leash.\u00a0 I did not see that one coming.<\/p>\n

Some kids caught a ewe that had gotten loose from a nearby farm. (Must be a sheep witness protection program, because I didn’t even know it was there.)\u00a0 I retrieved a dog leash from my trunk and kept the animal quiet until the owners arrived.\u00a0 There were some strange looks from passing motorists.<\/p>\n

I had seen a coyote earlier in my shift. \u00a0 There was a strong possibility the nervous sheep had been chased by a pack of our local predators.<\/p>\n

I have had dogs, cats, gators, horses, cows, monkeys, snakes, turtles, bats, and seagulls in custody, but never a sheep.<\/p>\n

You never know what will happen when you go to work…<\/p>\n

Randall<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Around 2130 hrs last night, I was standing beside the road with a sheep on a leash.\u00a0 I did not see that one coming. Some kids caught a ewe that had gotten loose from a nearby farm. (Must be a sheep witness protection program, because I didn’t even know it was there.)\u00a0 I retrieved a dog leash from my trunk and kept the animal quiet until the owners arrived.\u00a0 There were some strange looks from passing motorists. I had seen a coyote earlier in my shift. \u00a0 There was a strong possibility the nervous sheep had been chased by a pack of our local predators. I have had dogs, cats, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t