{"id":10527,"date":"2015-12-05T19:41:41","date_gmt":"2015-12-06T00:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/?p=10527"},"modified":"2015-12-05T19:47:02","modified_gmt":"2015-12-06T00:47:02","slug":"stop-being-a-jackass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/?p=10527","title":{"rendered":"Stop Being a Jackass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/image.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10528\" src=\"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/image.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"670\" height=\"503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/image.jpeg 670w, https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/image-300x225.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 670px) 100vw, 670px\" \/><\/a>C&#8217;mon, keep it down back there! \u00a0Norman, Okla. Ofc. Kyle Canaan gives a Marchman ride to a wayward donkey. \u00a0Like many of our customers, he pooped in the car. \u00a0The ass was reunited with his chiropractor. \u00a0Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Randall<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;mon, keep it down back there! \u00a0Norman, Okla. Ofc. Kyle Canaan gives a Marchman ride to a wayward donkey. \u00a0Like many of our customers, he pooped in the car. \u00a0The ass was reunited with his chiropractor. \u00a0Seriously. Randall &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p28xkp-2JN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10527"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10535,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10527\/revisions\/10535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}