{"id":10111,"date":"2015-08-09T09:51:43","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T13:51:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/?p=10111"},"modified":"2015-08-09T09:51:43","modified_gmt":"2015-08-09T13:51:43","slug":"cops-to-assist-drug-dealers-for-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/?p=10111","title":{"rendered":"Cops to Assist Drug Dealers–For Free!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"image\"<\/a>McIntosh County, GA Sheriff Stephen Jessup\u00a0is offering his department’s services to help drug dealers remove their rivals. \u00a0Why should a dope peddler risk those pesky, inconvenient shootouts to solidify their market share? \u00a0Hire the cops to take out your trash!<\/p>\n

MCSO hasn’t had any bites, yet, but I’m sure some of the more thoughtful dealers out there will give this generous offer serious consideration.<\/p>\n

Randall<\/p>\n

P.S. \u00a0For added fun, let the kids play this like a Mad Lib by inserting wacky words. \u00a0“My drug dealing competition is (noun) _a giraffe! _<\/span><\/p>\n

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McIntosh County, GA Sheriff Stephen Jessup\u00a0is offering his department’s services to help drug dealers remove their rivals. \u00a0Why should a dope peddler risk those pesky, inconvenient shootouts to solidify their market share? \u00a0Hire the cops to take out your trash! MCSO hasn’t had any bites, yet, but I’m sure some of the more thoughtful dealers out there will give this generous offer serious consideration. Randall P.S. \u00a0For added fun, let the kids play this like a Mad Lib by inserting wacky words. \u00a0“My drug dealing competition is (noun) _a giraffe! _  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11,349],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-politics"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t