{"id":10111,"date":"2015-08-09T09:51:43","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T13:51:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/?p=10111"},"modified":"2015-08-09T09:51:43","modified_gmt":"2015-08-09T13:51:43","slug":"cops-to-assist-drug-dealers-for-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/?p=10111","title":{"rendered":"Cops to Assist Drug Dealers&#8211;For Free!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10112\" src=\"http:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"600\" height=\"638\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image.jpg 600w, https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image-282x300.jpg 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>McIntosh County, GA Sheriff Stephen Jessup\u00a0is offering his department&#8217;s services to help drug dealers remove their rivals. \u00a0Why should a dope peddler risk those pesky, inconvenient shootouts to solidify their market share? \u00a0Hire the cops to take out your trash!<\/p>\n<p>MCSO hasn&#8217;t had any bites, yet, but I&#8217;m sure some of the more thoughtful dealers out there will give this generous offer serious consideration.<\/p>\n<p>Randall<\/p>\n<p>P.S. \u00a0For added fun, let the kids play this like a Mad Lib by inserting wacky words. \u00a0&#8220;My drug dealing competition is (noun) _<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">a giraffe! _<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>McIntosh County, GA Sheriff Stephen Jessup\u00a0is offering his department&#8217;s services to help drug dealers remove their rivals. \u00a0Why should a dope peddler risk those pesky, inconvenient shootouts to solidify their market share? \u00a0Hire the cops to take out your trash! MCSO hasn&#8217;t had any bites, yet, but I&#8217;m sure some of the more thoughtful dealers out there will give this generous offer serious consideration. Randall P.S. \u00a0For added fun, let the kids play this like a Mad Lib by inserting wacky words. \u00a0&#8220;My drug dealing competition is (noun) _a giraffe! _ &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,349],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-politics"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p28xkp-2D5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10111"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10124,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111\/revisions\/10124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thinblueflorida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}