Around 2130 hrs last night, I was standing beside the road with a sheep on a leash.  I did not see that one coming.

Some kids caught a ewe that had gotten loose from a nearby farm. (Must be a sheep witness protection program, because I didn’t even know it was there.)  I retrieved a dog leash from my trunk and kept the animal quiet until the owners arrived.  There were some strange looks from passing motorists.

I had seen a coyote earlier in my shift.   There was a strong possibility the nervous sheep had been chased by a pack of our local predators.

I have had dogs, cats, gators, horses, cows, monkeys, snakes, turtles, bats, and seagulls in custody, but never a sheep.

You never know what will happen when you go to work…


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